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February 2005

06feb2005 · About Atheism

I just found this real gem on the Wiki:

Believer: You are so stubborn. I bet if God zapped your butt with lightening, you still wouldn’t believe.

Atheist: Try me!

Suddenly the sky opens up and a huge bolt of lightning flies straight down at the atheist’s rear end and the shock knocks him 10 feet away.

Atheist: I bet you are not God up there; you are just an alien with advanced technology.

Sky: Oh yeah, take this!

Atheist: So you can give me duck feet. You are still just an alien with advanced technology.

Sky: How about this!

Atheist: So, you gave me women’s breasts. You are still just an alien with advanced technology. Nice work, though.

Sky: You have offended the Great Lord one last time. I am ending this now!

(Loud thunder followed by a blinding flash)

Atheist: Wow! That really was God! I have to go tell everybody.

(Atheist runs off down the hill shouting religious slogans)

Believer: God, that was a pretty impressive display. But if you don’t mind my asking, how did you make him believe?

Sky: I simply directly turned his mind into a believer’s mind. By the way, I really am just an alien with advanced technology. Ta ta…

Priest: You know, Scribes, I don’t think you need include that final exchange in the next edition of the Holy Scriptures.

Made my day…

NP: Bob Dylan—Dark Eyes

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