November 1997
s m u g
and such and such
by the SMUG staff

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It's that time of year again, so we're running a two month mini special on things we'd like you to send us for Christmas. this is the compiled wish list of the whole staff, so if you feel like contributing, send it off to Leslie and she'll make sure each one of her staff gets their special secret wish gift. hey, we don't make any money over here, so we're not ashamed to trawl for booty now and then.

  • Leslie - Religious fetishes and talismans, pocket shrines, day of the dead dioramas and the like, (she's trying to get God on her side); record service.
  • Todd - a Real Doll, 100% cotton washcloths (don't ask), Body Part insurance
  • Jack - Rogaine by Monoxidil, Commemorative Kitty Cat plates from the Franklin Mint. (Jack Loves Kitties)
  • Joe - hair mousse and lots of it, clown paintings
  • Matt - Astroglide (DJs get all the booty, you know,) an unlisted number, some one to pay his parking tickets
  • Brian - potted meat products, emery boards and three candles. (note: we don't even understand that one.)
  • Mark - Cheese and Meat gift baskets from Hickory Farms and an autographed photo of Hunter S. Thompson or Swifty Lazar
  • Willie - red and blue bandannas, just in case, Gummi Lifesavers, Six Million Dollar Man Lunchbox
  • Sherman T. Biswick - Polygrip, Velvet Elvis paintings, commemorative Bicentennial coins.
  • Ann - prescription drugs and lots of them. S M U G
    c/o leslie harpold
    1328 broadway
    suite 756-20
    new york, ny 10001

    Kiss has a new record out. Get it. "Nuff said.

    Ring Of Fire

    We have some very sad news to report. Johnny Cash has cancelled his tour because he has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. Johnny Cash was the childhood musical hero to many members of the Smug staff and a great man. We don't even care that he did a truck commercial. We just love him. Few people in any field experience such long prolific careers, and age as gracefully (look at the Rolling Stones.) So, we're sending some real love his way (not just the digital kind) and taking a break from our vaguely dissatisfied attitude to express a sincere appreciation for the Man in Black.

    (Okay, Joe, you can take the Very Special Entertainment Tonight Music off now, we have to get back to business.

    staff@smug.com

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    in the junk drawer:

    October 1997
    September 1997
    August 1997
    July 1997
    June 1997
    May 1997
    April 1997
    March 1997
    February 1997
    January 1997

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net
worth
chair
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uglies
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jacket
barcode
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pie
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hollywood
lock
target
audience
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three
dollar
bill
dice
compulsionvise
posedowncheese
the
biswick
files
toothbrush
mystery
date
wheelbarrow
and such
and such
hat
blabfan
kissing
booth
martini






     
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