July 1998 the biswick files by Sherman T. Biswick |
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Dear Biswick,
Without a doubt it is NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon. He combines the driving
skills of a young Richard Petty with the dashing good looks of a young
Richard Petty. He also looks like that guy on the soap opera. His name
escapes me, now, but he?s the one with the hair short on the sides and long
in the back. He was married to that woman with the evil twin who got
cancer and turned good. Cancer does that to people. Although I've never
had the cancer - at least none to speak of - it can be a traumatic
experience for family and friends. Seth down at the plant had a brain
tumor and by the time they found it, it was the size of a small possum. It
was pressing on a part of his brain that only let him recognize his friends
named Ray. Lucky for Seth he knew several Rays.
Can you help me find my lost brother?
I have always had a keen sense of direction. I once found my way of the
Gurnee Mills outlet mall with little more than a shoelace and a dog eared
copy of The Red Badge of Courage. The most important thing to know when
you are lost is where you are. Think of the world as a giant map and over
your head is a big arrow pointing to you. The arrow reads "You Are Here."
Here is where you are. Once you know that, you can get anywhere and find
your way out of here. I often yell to stray dogs in my yard, "GET OUT OF
HERE." Sometimes they do.
Are you bald?
Dear Kelly,
Why does caffeine make me stay awake?
Dear Adam,
Sincerely,
Sherman T. Biswick
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