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Beat The Heat
The temperature, due to El Nino (imagine we got that little tilde like object placed squarely over the N, please)
Global Warming or the increased sexiness in the world due to the proliferation of Smug readers, (face it, you're hot) has
been off the map, we're having what is called in the strictest meteorology terms, a "bitch of a summer".
So, if you're looking for innovative low cost ways to beat the heat, we've got a few suggestions, all of which, we add, you try at your own risk.
No More Drum???
Well, it sure looks like I decided to quit smoking at the right time!
After getting many letters from readers about the Drum piece I wrote for Smug,
I did a little research, and found out that my favorite tobacco has been
discontinued in the US. Drum had long lost its Dutch-ness. The American Sara
Lee Corporation has owned Douwe Egberts, the Dutch company that initially made
Drum (and whose origins date back to 1753!), for quite some time, under the
name Douwe Egberts Van Nelle Tobacco (DEVN Tobacco). Recently, Sara Lee Corp.
has sold DEVN Tobacco to the Imperial Tobacco Group PLC, which is based in the
UK. To make a long story short, according to a press release from Sara Lee Corp. "The transaction includes all
brands, operations and related assets of DEVN Tobacco, except for the small
United States business, which will discontinue its operations no later than
July 1, 1998." I found this unsatisfactory and called the Sara Lee Media
Division (office of M. Theresa Herlevsen, 312/558-8489), and their reaction was
simply that "Drum is no longer available in the US, which was [Imperial
Tobacco's] decision"
I'm not in a position to make international calls, but feel free to do so
yourself. Information on the merger from Imperial Tobacco can be found at:
Paul Sadler, General Manager, External Affairs (44) 0117-963-6636
So, dear Drum lovers, you better stock up, or do what I'm doing: quit.
Rumor has it, Simpleton lives again.
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