September 1998 net worth by Gregory Alkaitis-Carafelli |
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Teeny Bopper, Domain Hopper.
Addiction isn't the right word; fetish is dirtily inappropriate; and I
don't churn with an unrequited inner desire either -- but there is
something strongly compelling about teen-produced sites now that the
giddy excitement of free space at GeoCities has worn off, to be replaced
with the giddy excitement of owning a second level domain. These new
sites (mostly in .org and .net space) that sometimes come and go on a
whim, with names like icebear, delish, plastique, bloop and pseud, represent people who have grown up
with the Internet as, like, duh, of course it's there. For these young
producers, access to the Internet is a given, almost as pervasive as
Coca-Cola and full of the same sugary satisfaction, except for the most
part there is nothing sweet about their web sites.
Couched in the ever
oppressed and persecuted high school student teen tortured voice, these
sites are everything from vapid and stilted to stunningly conceived and
executed. On the downside are entire domains populated by girls (who
said they mature first?) who like mostly dark green text on a darker
green background, or who seem to do nothing but constantly attempt to
define a social hierarchy with themselves somewhere near the top. But
hidden among the fool's gold are also sites produced by young kids with
a strong design sense who are also well-spoken and surprisingly in touch
with the world around them. (Ah yes you say, naturally: those are my
kids. Probably not; I suspect your daughter has an unnatural attraction
to the color green.)
After a few hours of browsing around, though, everything starts to sound
the same. There are no annoying ad banners that pop up (we're cruising
in the plush neighborhoods, not GeoCities' slums), but Gloria still
hasn't spoken to that cute boy Brian she's had a crush on for forever;
the report card has been dutifully intercepted in the mail; and school
sucks and so do YOU because I hate everything! Everything!
Except that teen-produced sites have something different, however
elusive, that keeps me browsing onward. With the same tools as big
business, young people are actually making interesting things -- no
other segment of the population can take the world and squeeze it back
out through new eyes, while also complaining about algebra homework and
risking life and limb sliding around on boards of wood with wheels
attached.
I missed out on Soap Operas when I was younger, watching instead taped
episodes of the McNeil/Lehrer News Hour when home sick from school, but
I don't think I'm compensating for that now. I should just get outside
more, but instead I read things like this:
"One things for sure, high school is the mother of hell," according to
Louise.
"I have a rash that itches covering my entire body, and a cold. I went
to the doctor's office today, and it's some kind of virus. Wow. I hope
when I go to school tomorrow that I spread it and half of the school
gets it," Ashley writes.
According to Joey Nelson, "it's really weird to see people
you've been going to school with for 10 years driving to school now. and
talking about getting drunk at parties. back in 2nd grade, no one would
have even thought they would be like that. it's kind of depressing to
see all the people you used to be friends with just turning stupid.
obsessed with who has the faster car, or who has the larger breasts, or
who has the most expensive clothes."
"School is back in session. Yes. With this, it brings a whole new year
to fuck up, and new people to blow off, and to make friends with. New
chances for love and hate, new faces, new freshman to hate," Peter
Smith writes.
I'm not sure if I am trying too hard to take myself back to those
sepia-tinted, puce green and smelly hallways-filled-with-lockers days,
or if I am just thankful it's all in the past, but I've often ended up
still awake at three am reading about pushups in p.e. class or how damn
Brian is so cute, if only she could work up the nerve to talk to him.
It's not an addiction. I can quit any time I want.
back to the junk drawer
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