Make Me Laugh

Some things, when used to pepper your everyday speech are always funny. Clever placement of the following phrases are always a good lead in for the part where you know you want to say something witty, but aren't sure how to proceed. Since we're not the kind to keep things to ourselves, we're sharing the list with you:

• like a monkey
• then the bees came
• i'm all itchy
• he was doing the robot dance
• he was doing the honky shuffle
• it was a behemoth
• fluffy
• public humiliation
• like Matchbox 20
• bust my dope moves
• sock puppets
• nefarious intentions
• internet poetry

  

  Vladimir and Estragon have nothing on me waiting for a new crop of butt kicking web sites to spring up. Do you have any suggestions? So far the most entertaining thing to grace our browsers of late is a Jack discovered gem, old skool Mr. T site, where T takes on all your favorite movie strong arms. I pity the fool who doesn't laugh at this!

  Rogers Cadenhead could cash in, but it looks like he and his pals are using their ownership of Drudge.com to do a solid for their pals. (to Smug's advantage I might add). Bookmark this and you'll never need another links page. All wheat no chaff.

  

  Huh?

  Things we don't really get part 87: A teen fashion magazine (oh come now, you read them too) tells us that the new retro is late 80s -- which means we're allowed to wear our flannel shirts again? if grunge is going to be the new fashion statement for autumn, but with big pants look for a bunch of late 20 some things early 30s types to own the cutting edge, since we still have all our stuff from a few years ago and it still fits. That means - at this accelerated consumption cycle, that next spring this spring's fashions will be in style yet again, which looks like a money saver. Quick, someone better invent something.

  

  

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  in the junk drawer: