April 1997 feed hollywood by Mike Stiles |
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DEJA VIEW
Well, I'm on my way to see the re-release of the sequel to the sequel to
Star Wars. I
started to see it last week, but the theater I was near didn't have THX
sound. Normally
that wouldn't be an issue with me, but seeing as how that's the whole
point of movies
being re-released ... I figured I better seek out a proper screen. That's
really not fair. I
couldn't have cared less if I saw Liar, Liar in THX sound. In fact
sometimes when Jim
Carrey goes on a screaming jag, I'd like to be able to turn the sound
down a little bit. But
with older movies, suddenly if I don't vibrate so hard I can hear my
Goobers rattling in the
box, I'm not satisfied.
As great as seeing Star Wars again is ... I still can't help but feel
just a little silly rushing
out to see a movie that came out in 1977 and has been available on video
for years. How
about we re-release Moll Flanders, promising never before seen footage
and better
sound? Would it do better than the first time? Same with Booty
Call. I just get the
feeling there were some scenes that were cut that, if restored, would
fill in so many of the
missing plot points.
Fact is, there were some scenes cut out of "Star Wars" that should have
been cut out,
such as the sand people having to stop and empty out their shoes. The
jawas replacing
those light bulbs they have for eyes. I wonder if they used 3-ways?
There was that long
argument between C3PO and R2-D2 over whose turn it was to shampoo
Chewbacca.
Darth Vader using those bars in front of his mouth to grate cheese.
Then of course, there
was the dreadful karaoke scene in the cantina. All unnecessary.
There's always been edited footage in the movies that a re-releasing
could restore. Few
people know that in the airport scene in Casablanca, as Bergman's
plane is taxiing down
the runway, it swerves to miss a cat and bogs down in the mud, reuniting
the couple. In
the movie, Smile, some scenes had to be cut because Robert Downey Jr.
was stoned out
on drugs. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Those are the scenes that were left in.
Of course, seeing the movies again on the big screen might help you pick
out things you missed the first time around. Subtle things. "Ooohhhh, so
the first
Terminator was a bad robot. Okay, I see now." You might see scenes that
you had just flat forgotten about. In fact, if I were to put out a new
movie, I'd market it as a re-release of a wildly popular movie that no one
can seem to remember. The lines to see it would be
huge.
It's got to be really hard for the stars of these re-released movies
too. These Star Wars guys had finally put it all way way behind them,
then suddenly Entertainment Tonight is pounding on Alec Guinness' door
wanting to ask him why his light sabre was a different color than Darth's.
I'm sure Michelle Pfeiffer can't wait to talk about
and re-live Grease
2 with reporters.
I'm afraid that now with the Godfather movies back in theaters, the re-release
craze has only just begun. It's sort of Hollywood's way of saying "Look,
we know we put out The Stupids, but remember back when we were capable of
putting out great movies like
this?"
back to the junk drawer
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